Martin Short Show

Famous quotes containing the words martin, short and/or show:

    “Paul: You have a great body.
    Kiki: Yes. Not a lot of scars.”
    —Joseph Minion, U.S. screenwriter, and Martin Scorsese. Paul (Griffin Dunne)

    “Give a scientist a problem and he will probably provide a solution; historians and sociologists, by contrast, can offer only opinions. Ask a dozen chemists the composition of an organic compound such as methane, and within a short time all twelve will have come up with the same solution of CH4. Ask, however, a dozen economists or sociologists to provide policies to reduce unemployment or the level of crime and twelve widely differing opinions are likely to be offered.”
    —Derek Gjertsen, British scientist, author. Science and Philosophy: Past and Present, ch. 3, Penguin (1989)

    “Sure, you can love your child when he or she has just brought home a report card with straight “A’s.” It’s a lot harder, though, to show the same love when teachers call you from school to tell you that your child hasn’t handed in any homework since the beginning of the term.”
    —The Lions Clubs International and the Quest Nation. The Surprising Years, II, ch.3 (1985)