Mail Order Bride

Famous quotes containing the words mail, order and/or bride:

    Always polite, fastidiously dressed in a linen duster and mask, he used to leave behind facetious rhymes signed “Black Bart, Po—8,” in mail and express boxes after he had finished rifling them.
    —For the State of California, U.S. public relief program (1935-1943)

    People are not the way they are primarily in order to annoy me.
    Mason Cooley (b. 1927)

    That is ever the way. ‘Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
    —J.M. (James Matthew)