Helen Rowland (/ˈroʊlənd/; 1875–1950) was an American journalist and humorist.
She is often confused with Helen May Rowland, a singer-actress who had a brief radio and recording career in the early 1930s.
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“When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.”
—Helen Rowland (1875–1950)
“No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a ‘Master of Arts’ and a ‘Doctor of Philosophy’ after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.”
—Helen Rowland (1875–1950)
“Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll go to sleep before you finish saying it.”
—Helen Rowland (1875–1950)
“France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ‘made in America.’”
—Helen Rowland (1875–1950)
“A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little ‘personal characteristics.’”
—Helen Rowland (1875–1950)