Helen Rowland (/ˈroʊlənd/; 1875–1950) was an American journalist and humorist.
She is often confused with Helen May Rowland, a singer-actress who had a brief radio and recording career in the early 1930s.
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“No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a ‘Master of Arts’ and a ‘Doctor of Philosophy’ after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.”
—Helen Rowland (1875–1950)
“Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll go to sleep before you finish saying it.”
—Helen Rowland (1875–1950)
“A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.”
—Helen Rowland (1875–1950)
“Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.”
—Helen Rowland (1875–1950)