Fort Wayne Mad

Famous quotes containing the words fort, wayne and/or mad:

    Look, it’s moving. It’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive. It’s moving. It’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive!
    —Garrett Fort (1900–1945)

    If men could menstruate ... clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event: Men would brag about how long and how much.... Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammed Ali’s Rope-a-Dope Pads, John Wayne Maxi Pads, and Joe Namath Jock Shields—”For Those Light Bachelor Days.”
    Gloria Steinem (b. 1934)

    Some men there are love not a gaping pig,
    Some that are mad if they behold a cat,
    And others when the bagpipe sings i’th’ nose
    Cannot contain their urine.
    William Shakespeare (1564–1616)