Wedding Present

Famous quotes containing the words wedding present, wedding and/or present:

    “Judge Bedford: Planning on having children?
    David: Naturally.
    Judge Bedford: Good, then I know what to get you for a wedding present.
    David: Yeah? What’s that?
    Judge Bedford: A vasectomy.”
    —Dale Launer (b. 1953)

    “The massive weight of Uncle’s wedding band
    Sits heavily upon Aunt Jennifer’s hand.”
    —Adrienne Rich (b. 1929)

    “The present war having so long cut off all communication with Great-Britain, we are not able to make a fair estimate of the state of science in that country. The spirit in which she wages war is the only sample before our eyes, and that does not seem the legitimate offspring either of science or of civilization.”
    —Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826)