Wack Pack - Current Wack Packers

Current Wack Packers

• "Ass Napkin Ed" - a caller, and guest, who claimed: to be schizophrenic; to have an alcohol problem; to wear a napkin between his butt cheeks; to be "pansexual." Played and won a "Bigfoot Game", in which he was required to guess whether Bigfoot knew the answer to questions. 2007.

• Lester "Beetlejuice" Green - a dwarf, about 4 ft 3 in (1.30 m) tall with microcephaly.

• Mark "Bigfoot" Shaw Jr. (Next Top Wack Packer 2006) A "shockingly tall" man, Bigfoot says "it is" quite frequently. His legal troubles back home in Vermont are fodder for his "graphic stories about his time in prison."

• "Bobo the Businessman"

• "Crackhead Bob", said "I am thorry", a frequently played soundbite. He is known for his unusual speech patterns which are a result of several drug induced strokes he suffered in the 1980s. He hasn't appeared on the Howard Stern since 2000.

• "Crazy Alice"

• Daniel Carver

• "Debbie the Pet Lady"

• Eric "the Midget" Lynch (aka Eric the Actor)

• "High Pitch Eric" Bleaman - High Pitch Eric. Rolling Stone wrote: "Born with an unusually high-pitched voice, Eric will pretty much do anything to get on the air - he'll happily let Stern's team measure his bowel movements or dress up like a whore. Howard is fascinated by Eric's impoverished lifestyle, gluttony and constant schemes to use his minimal fame to get free stuff.

• Fred "the Elephant Boy" Schreiber - A longtime member of the Wack Pack. "Fred has a severe speech impediment and a history of sex with other men. That's more than enough to earn him hundreds of hours on the air over the past 25 years," according to Rolling Stone.

• "Gary the Retard" Loudermilk - Described by Rolling Stone as a "regular caller" who is "interested in pornography". He dated Wendy the Retard once at a bowling alley and found that they were "compatible." Howard said he set them up because they had the same last name."

• "Hillbilly Jack" Rushman - Next Top Wack Packer 2010.

• "Jeff the Drunk" Curro.

• "John the Stutterer"

• "Junior the Farter"

• "Mariann from Brooklyn". Trademarked 2003. Describes herself as "Howard's biggest fan".

• Riley Martin

• Siobhan (Siobhan Meow) ("shiv-VAHN") - According to Lucaire, "the gay male, transsexual 'wannabe' guest on the Stern show in the late 1980s and early 1990s who dressed in women's clothes and was always about to have a transsexual operation." A cat collector, artist and squatter whose building Howard helped save. Appeared in Howard's counter-Superbowl halftime show "The Stupid Bowl" in 2007.

• Suzanne "Underdog Lady" Muldowney

• "Wendy the Retard". Described by Rolling Stone as a regular caller who likes to share her songs; dated "Gary the Retard" once at a bowling alley and discovered that they were quite compatible. Howard said he set them up because they had the same last name.

• Roger "Yucko the Clown" Black