Memorable Quotes
- Elaine: I was looking at my chart , and it said that I was difficult. Why would they write that?
Jerry: They've gotten to know you.
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- Kramer: George, it's the timeless art of seduction. You gotta join in the dance. She sends you an enticing photo, you send her one right back.
George: Well, I don't know.
Kramer: Well, as you know, I've always been something of a photog.
Jerry: Oh, yeah, I like this idea.
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Kramer: (...) Feel the beat. Feel the beat. You know you got some real strong pecs but it's hard to tell under that T-shirt.
George: Well do you want me to take it off?
Kramer: I don't know it's up to you.
George: Do you think it would be better if I did?
Kramer: It might be. I mean whatever you want.
George: All right!
Kramer: That's it George. Come on, come on. Give it to me. Come on, work it. Work it. Yeah be a man, be a man. You are a lover boy!
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Uncle Leo: I got your package.
Jerry: How did you get my package?
George: Leo's got your package?
Uncle Leo: What should I do with it?
Jerry: I don't know what you should do with it.
George: Tell him to open it.
Jerry: I'm not gonna treat my uncle like a bomb-defusing robot!
Uncle Leo: Jerry! Your cousin Jeffrey is in a Parks Department production of The Mikado. I want you to come see it with me!
Jerry: Open the package, Leo.
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- Jerry: So, we're going to make the post office pay for my new stereo now?
Kramer: It's a write-off for them.
Jerry: How is it a write-off?
Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: Write it off what?
Kramer: Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.
Jerry: You don't even know what a write-off is.
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No, I don't!
Kramer: But they do. And they're the ones writing it off.
Jerry: I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back.
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Doctor: Leo, I don't care for your demeanor.
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- Kramer: It's "Bennett", right?
Elaine: It's "Benes", you jackass! My last name is Benes!
Kramer:
Elaine: ...Yeah!
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