The Head and The Hair (30 Rock) - Memorable Quotes

Memorable Quotes

Kenneth Parcell: "More than jazz, more than musical theater and morbid obesity, television is the true American art."

Josh Girard (Lonny Ross) to Jack Donaghy: "You either get me a new salad or a time machine so I can go back in time and smack your mom's head for smoking crack while pregnant."

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