The Austere Academy - Couplets

Couplets

"I would rather eat a bowl of vampire bats, than spend an hour with Carmelita Spats"

"It would be a stroke of luck if Coach Genghis were hit by a truck"

"Don't worry Baudelaires, don't feel disgrace, the Quagmire triplets are on the case"

"It may not be particularly wise but it's a thrill to be disguised."

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