The Adventures of Lano and Woodley - Series Two

Series Two

First screened on The Comedy Network in Canada in March 1999 and then screened on the ABC TV on Saturday 15 May 1999. The series' music was by Mal Webb.

Episodes in the second series included:

• "Primal Warrior"

Col thinks that if something happens to him Frank will never be able to look after himself. Col tries to help him become a man like him. So he makes Frank do a bunch of dangerous activites to help Frank to one day become a man.

• "The Pool"

Frank is afraid of the water, because he can't swim. So Colin takes him to the big outdoor swimming pool for a beginners swim class. Then Frank nearly drawns the lifeguard saves his life. By giving him the kiss of life. Frank thinks she was just kissing him. Frank develpes a crash on the lifeguard. But the lifeguard has a boyfriend who is a Olympic Gold Medalist.

• "The Easter Story"

Col accidentally makes fun of his new neighbour's speech disorder. She so says that she'll make Col sorry. The church is having an op shop and wants people to donate. Frank goes around the flat seeing want he could donate. He accidentally put Col's favourite pair of socks in the donation box. Col gets worried because he can't find the socks.

• "Game Show God"

Frank admits to Col he has beardfear, a fear of beards. Col and Frank argue who is more intellegent. So they figure out a way to settle it. When they watch their favourite TV game show "Mindmeder". The person who gets the most correct answers before the players on the TV wins. Frank got the most correct answers. But Col wants a re-match.

• "Mother"

When Col's Mother dies, a corrupt politician named Vera Watkins makes a secret deal with Births, Deaths and Marriages, to pretend that she has a long lost son, as her political career reaches a landslide, and she chooses Col as he has no family left. Col believes that Watkins is his real Mother and Col gets himself into more than he bargains for.

• "I Love You Baby (Part 1 & 2)"

Col and Frank pretends to be baby photogragher because they think they earn lots money. But the babies they were shooting go with the wrong mothers. So Frank goes in and takes one of the babies to give to the corret mother. The correct mother left before they could give her the baby. So Col and Frank are stuck with the baby because they can't brng the baby back. Otherwise the nurses would think they stole the baby.