Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour

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“I have given the best of myself and the best work of my life to help obtain political freedom for women, knowing that upon this rests the hope not only of the freedom of men but of the onward civilization of the world.”
—Mary S. Anthony (1827–1907)

“Somewhere someone is traveling furiously toward you,
At incredible speed, traveling day and night....”
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—Martina Navratilova (b. 1956)

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—Charlie Chaplin (1889–1977)

“Do you know I believe that [William Jennings] Bryan will force his nomination on the Democrats again. I believe he will either do this by advocating Prohibition, or else he will run on a Prohibition platform independent of the Democrats. But you will see that the year before the election he will organize a mammoth lecture tour and will make Prohibition the leading note of every address.”
—William Howard Taft (1857–1930)