On The Banks of The Old Raritan - 1978 Faculty Parody

1978 Faculty Parody

In the Spring 1978 semester, the Faculty and Staff of Rutgers College held a fund-raising talent show. One of the highlights was a parody of "On the Banks" from the faculty point-of-view, led in song by Dr. Richard P. McCormick, History Professor, University Historian, former Dean of Rutgers College, and father of professor and future University President Dr. Richard L. McCormick.

The Lyrics were:

Your fathers sent you to Old Rutgers,

And your moms were glad to see you go!

For they had quite enough

Of your adolescent guff

And they felt it was well worth their dough!

(Chorus)

To the Banks of the Old Raritan you came

Where Old Rutgers ever since has stood

Where you found sheer delight

Beer and parties every night

For we've done the best that we could!

So sing your praise to Alma Mater

And the RU Screw forever ban!

For, as we all should know

We find kindness apropos

On the banks of the Old Raritan!

(Chorus)