Longest Pipe

Famous quotes containing the words longest and/or pipe:

    The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
    Samuel Butler (1835–1902)

    If you love music, hear it; go to operas, concerts and pay fiddlers to play to you; but I insist on your neither piping nor fiddling yourself. It puts a gentleman in a very frivolous, contemptible light.... Few things would mortify me more than to see you bearing a part in a concert, with a fiddle under your chin, or a pipe in your mouth.
    Philip Dormer Stanhope, 4th Earl Chesterfield (1694–1773)