Hell Ditch Pilgrim

Famous quotes containing the words hell, ditch and/or pilgrim:

    Texas is a heaven for men and dogs but hell for women and oxen.
    —Administration in the State of Texa, U.S. public relief program (1935-1943)

    If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for 30 days because they get infections.... Males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.
    Newt Gingrich (b. 1943)

    At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks.
    —E.E. (Edward Estlin)