Flying teapot may refer to:
- Russell's teapot, a philosophical analogy first coined by Bertrand Russell
- Flying Teapot (album), a 1973 album by the progressive rock band Gong
- The Stanley Steamer, a vehicle made by the Stanley Motor Carriage Company
Famous quotes containing the words flying and/or teapot:
“Bonnie Lee: Oh, it’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever seen.
Geoff Carter [sarcastically]: Yes, it reminded you of a great big, beautiful bird, didn’t it?
Bonnie: No, it didn’t at all. That’s why it’s so wonderful. It’s really a flying human being.
Geoff: Well, you’re right about one thing. A bird’d have too much sense to fly in that kind of muck.”
—Jules Furthman (1888–1960)
“Miss Ghote ... hadn’t the slightest intention of sitting passively by and allowing her neighbor the luxury of placing the teapot of her Episcopalian proclivities on her Baptist trivet.”
—Alexander Theroux (b. 1940)