Dutch wife may refer to:
- a long body-length pillow known as dakimakura
- a long hard bolster, made of materials like rattan, wicker or bamboo, known as Zhufuren
- a prostitute
- a sex doll (dattchi waifu in Japanese)
- a hot water bottle
Famous quotes containing the words dutch and/or wife:
“The French courage proceeds from vanitythe German from phlegmthe Turkish from fanaticism & opiumthe Spanish from pridethe English from coolnessthe Dutch from obstinacythe Russian from insensibilitybut the Italian from anger.”
—George Gordon Noel Byron (17881824)
“Then the wife of the skipper lost at sea
Said, God has touched him! why should we!”
—John Greenleaf Whittier (18071892)