Dutch wife may refer to:
- a long body-length pillow known as dakimakura
- a long hard bolster, made of materials like rattan, wicker or bamboo, known as Zhufuren
- a prostitute
- a sex doll (dattchi waifu in Japanese)
- a hot water bottle
Famous quotes containing the words dutch and/or wife:
“Paradise endangered: garden snakes and mice are appearing in the shadowy corners of Dutch Old Master paintings.”
—Mason Cooley (b. 1927)
““You are bothered, I suppose, by the idea that you can’t possibly believe in miracles and mysteries, and therefore can’t make a good wife for Hazard. You might just as well make yourself unhappy by doubting whether you would make a good wife to me because you can’t believe the first axiom in Euclid. There is no science which does not begin by requiring you to believe the incredible.””
—Henry Brooks Adams (1838–1918)