Dutch wife may refer to:
- a long body-length pillow known as dakimakura
- a long hard bolster, made of materials like rattan, wicker or bamboo, known as Zhufuren
- a prostitute
- a sex doll (dattchi waifu in Japanese)
- a hot water bottle
Famous quotes containing the words dutch and/or wife:
“The French courage proceeds from vanity—the German from phlegm—the Turkish from fanaticism & opium—the Spanish from pride—the English from coolness—the Dutch from obstinacy—the Russian from insensibility—but the Italian from anger.”
—George Gordon Noel Byron (1788–1824)
“When a man hath taken a new wife, he shall not go out to war, neither shall he be charged with any business: but he shall be free at home one year, and shall cheer up his wife which he hath taken.”
—Bible: Hebrew Deuteronomy 24:5.