The Deeds
The deeds, as written on the wall or spoken aloud, are:
- Drink a beer in front of cops - Zach does this by hiding it in a coffee cup.
- Punch the toughest kid in town - He ambushes the toughest kid with a sucker punch.
- Meat on whole wheat with secret sauce - Vandalizes food by smuggling it into a bathroom.
- Drag big inflated leprechaun to the high school - Zach and Kyle deflate the balloon, then reinflate it on campus.
- Move a dead body to the high school - A student that Zach helped in the past offered to help him break into a funeral home.
- Get a homecoming queen's bra, signed - Due to a coincidental meeting, a former homecoming queen loans her bra to help him spite Dan.
- Bring back the night-watchman's false leg - Meg flashes the guard as a distraction.
- Steal a car worth more than $100,000 - Easily accomplished after borrowing a valet's jacket.
- Find Duncan Rimes (The only one to complete the list) - Zach already knew him by another name, "Mullet," a local homeless man.
- Ruin the homecoming carnival - Inadvertently completed when Zach refuses to do it; Dan and JD complete it by proxy.
The deeds were previously attempted by:
- 1971 - Brad McLane (completed 2 deeds)
- 1972 - Danny Mark (completed 4 deeds)
- 1978 - Peter Dill (completed 0 deeds)
- 1983 - Jason Starr (completed 4 deeds)
- 1989 - Duncan Rime (completed all 8 deeds when the list was only 8 deeds)
- 1993 - Josh Wilde (completed 3 deeds)
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Famous quotes containing the word deeds:
“Our deeds disguise us. People need endless time to try on their deeds, until each knows the proper deeds for him to do. But every day, every hour, rushes by. There is no time.”
—Haniel Long (1888–1956)
“He reads much,
He is a great observer, and he looks
Quite through the deeds of men.”
—William Shakespeare (1564–1616)