Dirty Deeds (2005 Film) - The Deeds

The Deeds

The deeds, as written on the wall or spoken aloud, are:

1. Drink a beer in front of cops - Zach does this by hiding it in a coffee cup.
2. Punch the toughest kid in town - He ambushes the toughest kid with a sucker punch.
3. Meat on whole wheat with secret sauce - Vandalizes food by smuggling it into a bathroom.
4. Drag big inflated leprechaun to the high school - Zach and Kyle deflate the balloon, then reinflate it on campus.
5. Move a dead body to the high school - A student that Zach helped in the past offered to help him break into a funeral home.
6. Get a homecoming queen's bra, signed - Due to a coincidental meeting, a former homecoming queen loans her bra to help him spite Dan.
7. Bring back the night-watchman's false leg - Meg flashes the guard as a distraction.
8. Steal a car worth more than $100,000 - Easily accomplished after borrowing a valet's jacket.
9. Find Duncan Rimes (The only one to complete the list) - Zach already knew him by another name, "Mullet," a local homeless man.
10. Ruin the homecoming carnival - Inadvertently completed when Zach refuses to do it; Dan and JD complete it by proxy.

The deeds were previously attempted by:

• 1971 - Brad McLane (completed 2 deeds)
• 1972 - Danny Mark (completed 4 deeds)
• 1978 - Peter Dill (completed 0 deeds)
• 1983 - Jason Starr (completed 4 deeds)
• 1989 - Duncan Rime (completed all 8 deeds when the list was only 8 deeds)
• 1993 - Josh Wilde (completed 3 deeds)