The Deeds
The deeds, as written on the wall or spoken aloud, are:
- Drink a beer in front of cops - Zach does this by hiding it in a coffee cup.
- Punch the toughest kid in town - He ambushes the toughest kid with a sucker punch.
- Meat on whole wheat with secret sauce - Vandalizes food by smuggling it into a bathroom.
- Drag big inflated leprechaun to the high school - Zach and Kyle deflate the balloon, then reinflate it on campus.
- Move a dead body to the high school - A student that Zach helped in the past offered to help him break into a funeral home.
- Get a homecoming queen's bra, signed - Due to a coincidental meeting, a former homecoming queen loans her bra to help him spite Dan.
- Bring back the night-watchman's false leg - Meg flashes the guard as a distraction.
- Steal a car worth more than $100,000 - Easily accomplished after borrowing a valet's jacket.
- Find Duncan Rimes (The only one to complete the list) - Zach already knew him by another name, "Mullet," a local homeless man.
- Ruin the homecoming carnival - Inadvertently completed when Zach refuses to do it; Dan and JD complete it by proxy.
The deeds were previously attempted by:
- 1971 - Brad McLane (completed 2 deeds)
- 1972 - Danny Mark (completed 4 deeds)
- 1978 - Peter Dill (completed 0 deeds)
- 1983 - Jason Starr (completed 4 deeds)
- 1989 - Duncan Rime (completed all 8 deeds when the list was only 8 deeds)
- 1993 - Josh Wilde (completed 3 deeds)
Read more about this topic: Dirty Deeds (2005 Film)
Famous quotes containing the word deeds:
“For shameful deeds are taught by shameful deeds.”
—Sophocles (497–406/5 B.C.)
“Letter-writing too often degenerates into a communicating of facts, and not of truths; of other men’s deeds and not our thoughts. What are the convulsions of a planet, compared with the emotions of the soul? or the rising of a thousand suns, if that is not enlightened by a ray?”
—Henry David Thoreau (1817–1862)