Poems
- All I Want is Her Love and a Brand New Harley
- Death of an Amway Salesman
- I'm Bustin' Down the Road Doin' Sixty
- I'm Just an Old Redneck Hippy
- Lewis Grizzard I'm Calling You Out
- Life in Midtown Atlanta
- My Vacations Plans are Ruined
- Nadine and Tony
- Omni Beer
- Quagmire of Skankmud
- Yuppie Bastard
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Famous quotes containing the word poems:
“Bernstein: “Girls delightful in Cuba stop. Could send you prose poems about scenery but don’t feel right spending your money stop. There is no war in Cuba. Signed Wheeler.” Any answer?
Charles Foster Kane: Yes—Dear Wheeler, You provide the prose poems, I’ll provide the war.”
—Orson Welles (1915–1985)
“You live by writing
Your poems on a farm and call that farming.”
—Robert Frost (1874–1963)
“There’s a wonderful family called Stein:
There’s Gert and there’s Ep and there’s Ein.
Gert’s poems are bunk,
Ep’s statues are junk,
And no-one can understand Ein.”
—Anonymous.