Poems
- All I Want is Her Love and a Brand New Harley
- Death of an Amway Salesman
- I'm Bustin' Down the Road Doin' Sixty
- I'm Just an Old Redneck Hippy
- Lewis Grizzard I'm Calling You Out
- Life in Midtown Atlanta
- My Vacations Plans are Ruined
- Nadine and Tony
- Omni Beer
- Quagmire of Skankmud
- Yuppie Bastard
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“No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers.”
—Horace [Quintus Horatius Flaccus] (65–8 B.C.)
“I try to make a rough music, a dance of the mind, a calculus of the emotions, a driving beat of praise out of the pain and mystery that surround me and become me. My poems are meant to make your mind get up and shout.”
—Judith Johnson Sherwin (b. 1936)
“The genuine remains of Ossian, or those ancient poems which bear his name, though of less fame and extent, are, in many respects, of the same stamp with the Iliad itself. He asserts the dignity of the bard no less than Homer, and in his era, we hear of no other priest than he.”
—Henry David Thoreau (1817–1862)