Poems
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- Death of an Amway Salesman
- I'm Bustin' Down the Road Doin' Sixty
- I'm Just an Old Redneck Hippy
- Lewis Grizzard I'm Calling You Out
- Life in Midtown Atlanta
- My Vacations Plans are Ruined
- Nadine and Tony
- Omni Beer
- Quagmire of Skankmud
- Yuppie Bastard
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“I try to make a rough music, a dance of the mind, a calculus of the emotions, a driving beat of praise out of the pain and mystery that surround me and become me. My poems are meant to make your mind get up and shout.”
—Judith Johnson Sherwin (b. 1936)
“There’s a wonderful family called Stein:
There’s Gert and there’s Ep and there’s Ein.
Gert’s poems are bunk,
Ep’s statues are junk,
And no-one can understand Ein.”
—Anonymous.
“Some poems are for holidays only. They are polished and sweet, but it is the sweetness of sugar, and not such as toil gives to sour bread. The breath with which the poet utters his verse must be that by which he lives.”
—Henry David Thoreau (1817–1862)