Christian Rock Hard

"Christian Rock Hard" is the ninth episode of the seventh season of the American animated series South Park. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 23, 2003. In the episode, the kids start a rock band, but concerned with the fact that people will potentially download their music from the Internet illegally, they refuse to play. Meanwhile, Cartman starts his own Christian rock band. The episode satirizes famous artists who have spoken out against copyright infringement, such as Metallica. Christian rock music is also parodied as being identical to love songs, except for referencing Jesus in their lyrics.

Read more about Christian Rock Hard:  Plot

Famous quotes containing the words christian, rock and/or hard:

    “The most Christian France is the sole wet-nurse to the Roman court.”
    —François Rabelais (1494–1553)

    “And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church...”
    —Bible: New Testament, Matthew 16:18.

    “Once women begin to question the inevitability of their subordination and to reject the conventions formerly associated with it, they can no longer retreat to the safety of those conventions. The woman who rejects the stereotype of feminine weakness and dependence can no longer find much comfort in the cliché that all men are beasts. She has no choice except to believe, on the contrary, that men are human beings, and she finds it hard to forgive them when they act like animals.”
    —Christopher Lasch (b. 1932)