Bombeck

Famous quotes containing the word bombeck:

    Motherhood is the second oldest profession in the world. It never questions age, height, religious preference, health, political affiliation, citizenship, morality, ethnic background, marital status, economic level, convenience, or previous experience.
    —Erma Bombeck (20th century)

    Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
    —Erma Bombeck (20th century)

    You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren’t dying. They’re merging into big conglomerates.
    —Erma Bombeck (b. 1927)