Bombeck

Famous quotes containing the word bombeck:

“It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.”
—Erma Bombeck (20th century)

“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
—Erma Bombeck (20th century)

“With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won’t open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty underwear, unwashed hose, and rubber bands with blobs of hair in them.”
—Erma Bombeck (20th century)