Famous quotes containing the words bathroom and/or readers:
“The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances.”
—Mason Cooley (b. 1927)
“Rabelais, for instance, is intolerable; one chapter is better than a volume,—it may be sport to him, but it is death to us. A mere humorist, indeed, is a most unhappy man; and his readers are most unhappy also.”
—Henry David Thoreau (1817–1862)