Famous quotes containing the words bathroom and/or readers:
“Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know.”
—Mason Cooley (b. 1927)
“Many readers judge of the power of a book by the shock it gives their feelings—as some savage tribes determine the power of muskets by their recoil; that being considered best which fairly prostrates the purchaser.”
—Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807–1882)