Short Shorts

Famous quotes containing the words short and/or shorts:

    A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100,000 short.
    Mickey Rooney (b. 1920)

    I don’t want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check.
    Shelley Winters (b. 1922)