Bombeck

Famous quotes containing the word bombeck:

“I was a closet pacifier advocate. So were most of my friends. Unknown to our mothers, we owned thirty or forty of those little suckers that were placed strategically around the house so a cry could be silenced in less than thirty seconds. Even though bottles were boiled, rooms disinfected, and germs fought one on one, no one seemed to care where the pacifier had been.”
—Erma Bombeck (20th century)

“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
—Erma Bombeck (20th century)

“It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.”
—Erma Bombeck (20th century)