Famous Quotes
- "Stealing from one is plagiarism, stealing from many is research"
- "I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
- "To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady."
- "I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience."
- "A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something."
- "Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down".
- "Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up."
- "Working for Warner Brothers is like fucking a porcupine: it's a hundred pricks against one."
- "Treat a whore like a lady — and a lady like a whore."
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Famous quotes containing the words famous and/or quotes:
“A bronzed, lank man! His suit of ancient black,
A famous high top-hat and plain worn shawl
Make him the quaint great figure that men love,
The prairie-lawyer, master of us all.”
—Vachel Lindsay (1879–1931)
“A great man quotes bravely, and will not draw on his invention when his memory serves him with a word as good. What he quotes, he fills with his own voice and humour, and the whole cyclopedia of his table-talk is presently believed to be his own.”
—Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803–1882)