Wilson Mizner - Famous Quotes

Famous Quotes

• "Stealing from one is plagiarism, stealing from many is research"

• "I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."

• "To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady."

• "I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience."

• "A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something."

• "Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down".

• "Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up."

• "Working for Warner Brothers is like fucking a porcupine: it's a hundred pricks against one."

• "Treat a whore like a lady — and a lady like a whore."