Sir William Schwenck Gilbert

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    Things are seldom what they seem,
    Skim milk masquerades as cream.
    —Sir William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911)

    ‘Then I polish all the silver, which a supper-table lacquers;
    Then I write the pretty mottoes which you find inside the
    crackers’—
    Sir William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911)

    ‘Come, walk like this,’ the dancer said,
    ‘Stick you your toes—stick in your head,
    Stalk on with quick, galvanic tread—
    Your fingers thus extend;
    The attitude’s considered quaint,’
    —Sir William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911)

    No other man-made device since the shields and lances of the ancient knights fulfills a man’s ego like an automobile.
    Sir William Rootes (1894–1964)

    People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.
    Herbert Beerbohm, Sir Tree (1853–1917)

    My family pride is something inconceivable. I can’t help it. I was born sneering.
    —Sir William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911)

    Of course you will pooh-pooh whatever’s fresh and new, and declare
    it’s crude and mean;
    —Sir William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911)