Famous quotes containing the words joan rivers, joan and/or rivers:
“There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.”
—Joan Rivers (b. 1935)
“You who have condemned me, I know your kind. Your forebears poisoned Socrates, burned Joan of Arc, hanged, tortured all those whose only offense was to bring light into darkness.”
—Karl Brown (1897–1990)
“Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.”
—Joan Rivers (b. 1935)