Joan Rivers

Famous quotes containing the words joan rivers, joan and/or rivers:

    I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes—and six months later you have to start all over again.
    Joan Rivers (b. 1935)

    And that good Joan whom Englishmen
    At Rouen doomed and burned her there,—
    Mother of God, where are they then? . . .
    Francois Villon (1431–1465)

    Like an unseasonable stormy day,
    Which makes the silver rivers drown their shores,
    As if the world were all dissolved to tears,
    So high above his limits swells the rage
    Of Bolingbroke.
    William Shakespeare (1564–1616)