United Methodist Church and Parsonage may refer to:
- Gray Memorial United Methodist Church and Parsonage, Caribou, Maine
- United Methodist Church and Parsonage (Mount Kisco, New York)
- Warren United Methodist Church and Parsonage, Warren, Rhode Island
Famous quotes containing the words united, methodist and/or church:
“What makes the United States government, on the whole, more tolerable—I mean for us lucky white men—is the fact that there is so much less of government with us.... But in Canada you are reminded of the government every day. It parades itself before you. It is not content to be the servant, but will be the master; and every day it goes out to the Plains of Abraham or to the Champs de Mars and exhibits itself and toots.”
—Henry David Thoreau (1817–1862)
“When Methodist preachers come down
A-preaching that drinking is sinful,
I’ll wager the rascals a crown
They always preach best with a skinful.”
—Oliver Goldsmith (1730?–1774)
“Waste and void. Waste and void. And darkness on the face of the deep.
Has the Church failed mankind, or has mankind failed the
Church?”
—T.S. (Thomas Stearns)