Tom Morris may refer to:
- Old Tom Morris (1821–1908), early golf champion
- Young Tom Morris (1851–1875), son of the above, also a golf champion
- Tom Morris (footballer) footballer who played for Tottenham Hotspur F.C. in the 1890s and 1900s
- Tom Morris (director), British theatre director, producer and writer
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—Desmond Morris (b. 1928)