Conversation
Finally, on November 1, the Masked Avengers were able to talk to Palin. The call began with Trudel, who claimed to be an aide to Sarkozy named "Frank l’ouvrier", talking to an assistant to Palin who identifies herself as "Lexi". Lexi puts Palin on the line, who says "hello" only to realize that Trudel is still on the other line. Trudel tells Palin to hold on for a moment while he gives the phone to Sarkozy, who is really Audette. Palin can be heard talking to someone in the room about when to hand Palin the phone. Audette then begins to speak.
| “ | Audette: Yes, hello, Governor Palin? Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor?
Palin: Hello this is Sarah, how are you? Audette: Fine, and you, this is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you? Palin: Oh... so good, it’s so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us. Audette: Oh, it’s a pleasure. Palin: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you and thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to me. Audette: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American Advisor Johnny Hallyday, you know? Palin: Yes! Good! Audette: Excellent! Are you confident? Palin: Very confident and we’re thankful that the polls are showing that the race is tightening and-- Audette: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now my dear? Palin: Ah, I feel so good. I feel like we’re in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon, you get your second wind and you plow to the finish— Audette: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real as well. Palin: Yes, yeah, Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity. Audette: You know, I see you as a president, one day, you too. Palin: Maybe in 8 years. Audette: Well, ah, I hope for you. You know we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt too. Palin: Oh very good, we should go hunting together. Audette: Exactly! We could go try hunting by helicopter, like you did, I never did that. Palin: Audette: Like we say in France, "on pourrait tuer des bébés phoques aussi". Palin: Well I think we could have a lot of fun together as we’re getting work done, we can kill two birds with one stone that way. Audette: I just love killing those animals. Mm, mm. Take away a life, that is so fun! Palin: Audette: I’d really love to go as long as we don’t bring your Vice president Cheney. Palin: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes. Audette: You know we have a lot in common also except that from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you. Palin: Well, see, we’re right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes. Audette: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false, that’s the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Stef Carse. Palin: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you the opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder- Audette: I, I was wondering because you are also next to him, one of my good friends, also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies? Palin: Uh, haven’t seen him at one of the rallies, but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor; we have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness, you’ve added a lot of energy to your country, even, with that beautiful family of yours. Audette: Thank you very much. You know my wife, Carla, would love to meet you. You know even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today. Palin: Well give her a big hug from me. Audette: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you. Palin: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that. Audette: Yes, in French, it’s called "Du rouge à lèvres sur une cochonne" or if you prefer in English Joe the Plumber, "It’s his life, Joe the Plumber...." Palin: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism like.... Audette: I just want to be sure, I don’t quite understand the phenomenon "Joe the Plumber", that’s not your husband, right? Palin: Mmhmm, that’s not my husband, but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money. Audette: Yes, yes, I understand, we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France, it’s called, "Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit, oui." Palin: Right. That’s what it’s all about, is the middle class, and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here. Audette: I seen a bit about NBC even Fox News wasn’t an ally, an ally, sorry, about as much as usual. Palin: Yeah that’s what we’re up against. Audette: I must say, Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustler’s Nailin' Palin. Palin: Oh, good, thank you. Yes. Audette: That was really edgy. Palin: Well good. Audette: I really love you. And I must say something, so, Governor, you’ve been pranked. By the Masked Avengers. We’re two comedians from Montreal. Palin: Oohhh have we been pranked? And what radio station is this? Audette: This is for CKOI in Montreal. Palin: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters. |
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At this point, Palin leaves the phone and can be heard in the background telling her aides that the call was "just a radio station prank". Audette is still on the line and jokes that "if one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain." One of Palin's assistants picks up the phone and says "I’m sorry, I have to let you go. Thank you."
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