The Goddamn George Liquor Program - Characters

Characters

The following characters appear in The Goddamn George Liquor Program.

  • George Liquor, American - Liquor is an ultra-patriotic American.
  • Jimmy the Idiot Boy - Jimmy is an incredibly stupid teenage boy.
  • Sody Pop - Sody is a 15-year-old Canadian who is Jimmy's love interest.
  • "Slab 'n' Ernie" - Slab and Ernie, two bullies, are George's nephews and Jimmy's cousins.
  • "Dirty Dog" - "Dirty Dog", the "neighborhood watchdog", does not like cats. In the first episode of The Goddamn George Liquor Program "Dirty Dog" defecates on a lawn, upsetting the sun.

Other characters who appears in comic:

  • Mable - Mable was George Liquor's wife. After she died, George Liquor preserved her torso and legs and nailed the parts to a trophy stand with the buttocks facing the room.
  • Merle - 30-year old Merle, a "health nut," is Sody's older sister. Merle tries to seduce George Liquor.
  • "The Bad Catholic Girls" - Three Catholic school teenage girls who smoke try to "corrupt" Jimmy.
  • Mildrew - Mildrew, Slab and Ernie's mother, is married to Frank, George's brother. George Liquor sometimes flirts with her.
  • Cigarettes the Cat - Cigarettes is Jimmy's pet cat.
  • Victor Lugnuts - Lugnuts operates "Victor Lugnuts' House of Meats."
  • Victor Produce - Lugnuts's rival, Victor Produce, operates a vegetable store.
  • Eddie the Town Atheist - Eddie, an atheist, is Lugnuts's son. George tries to convince him to adopt Christianity.
  • General "Buck" Neckfold - Neckfold, a general at The Pentagon, is one of George Liquor's friends.
  • Nutty the Friendly Dump - Jimmy defecated Nutty. Nutty has corn kernels for eyes.
  • Dr. Stump - Stump, George Liquor's family doctor, prescribes amputation as treatment for various ills.
  • Harvey Whiteman, the Barber - Whiteman is George Liquor's barber.
  • "The Lord" - God is one of George Liquor's "fishing buddies."

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