The Ambiguously Gay Duo - Characters

Characters

• Ace is the leader of the duo. He is mentor to Gary, refers to him as "friend of friends," and has a wide array of superpowers, including most (if not all) of Gary's powers.
• Gary, Ace's sidekick, is the younger of the duo. Gary is less experienced, and has fewer superpowers than Ace. His powers include super strength, breath, stamina, flexibility, flight (although Ace and Gary use the phallic-shaped Duocar more often than fly), and "laser vision".
• The Police Commissioner is the duo's primary contact, and when trouble arises, he makes the call to their hangout. His calls tend to interrupt a workout of some kind, with one or the other of the duo shirtless. The commissioner, voiced by Steve Carell, believes Ace and Gary might not be gay.
• The Chief of Police is seen with the commissioner, apparently waiting to find evidence in support of his confident belief that Ace and Gary are, in fact, gay. He and the commissioner are endlessly engaged in debate over their positions on this subject.
• Bighead is a mad scientist with a very large, bald head, and is usually the brains behind most of the evil schemes. Second only to his primary vocation of mad scientist is his obsession with outing the superheroes as gay, which tends to annoy his co-conspirators because they do not care about the duo's sexuality and only want to defeat them in order to rule the world. He is constantly criticized for the amount of energy he invests in this pursuit. Bighead is voiced by Robert Smigel.
• Dr. Brainio is another mad scientist with a brain suspended above his head and attached by a trio of cables and tubing. He occasionally partners with Bighead, but is quite a bit more undecided about Ace and Gary. Dr. Brainio is voiced by Stephen Colbert.
• Orbitrox is a small, green, free-floating droid who sides with Bighead on the question of Ace and Gary's sexual orientation. Orbitrox has proffered evidence of their having visited gay bars, but emphatically denies visiting himself, snapping in subtitled form, "Back off dickweed, it's research!"
• Kijoro is the duo's mentor whose spirit resides in the "Fortress of Privacy" (a parody of Superman's Fortress of Solitude) and offers advice from time to time when Ace and Gary seek counsel. He takes issue with the fact that Ace and Gary's arrangement of the fortress doesn't follow the blueprints.