Stuart Parker

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“Who originated that most exquisite of inquisitions, the condolence system?”
—Elizabeth Stuart Phelps (1844–1911)

“Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.”
—Dorothy Parker (1893–1967)