Beard Hierarchy of The Editorial Staff At Spork Press
- Drew: a majestic multi-colored cascade, red up top, white at the bottom.
- Jake: semitic flow, a bushy mess.
- Jamison: a mountain mining-town kind of shrubbery (if we were giving points, Jamison's would list higher than Jake's as Jake's is never a product of intent).
- Richard: full and lush, worthy of his poetry.
- Andrew: unverified beyond the occasional three-day scruff.
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