Running With Scissors (album) - Track Listing

Track Listing

Track Title Length (Style) Parody of Description
1 "The Saga Begins" (Don McLean, Yankovic) 5:27 "American Pie" by Don McLean Tells the entire story of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace from the point of view of Obi-Wan Kenobi.
2 "My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder" (Yankovic) 3:25 Original - a Zydeco genre style parody. The woes of having a girlfriend who's obsessed with the singer/songwriter of the band Pearl Jam, Eddie Vedder.
3 "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi" (D. Holland, Yankovic) 3:02 "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)" by The Offspring. About a hip rabbi.
4 "The Weird Al Show Theme" (Yankovic) 1:14 Style parody of TV theme songs that have backstories in their lyrics, especially long, convoluted ones. Theme song to Al's 1997 CBS morning show, The Weird Al Show.
5 "Jerry Springer" (E. Robertson, Yankovic) 2:46 "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies About The Jerry Springer Show and its completely inane titles, events, and absurdities.
6 "Germs" (Yankovic) 4:38 Style parody of Nine Inch Nails Details of the narrator's fear of germs.
7 "Polka Power!" 4:21 Polka Medley A polka medley featuring:
  • "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls
  • "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger
  • "Ghetto Supastar (That Is What You Are)" by Pras, Ol' Dirty Bastard and Mýa
  • "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by the Backstreet Boys
  • "Walkin' on the Sun" by Smash Mouth
  • "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys
  • "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba
  • "Ray of Light" by Madonna
  • "Push" by Matchbox Twenty
  • "Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind
  • "The Dope Show" by Marilyn Manson
  • "MMMBop" by Hanson
  • "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground
  • "Closing Time" by Semisonic
  • "W.A.Y. Moby Polka by "Weird Al" Yankovic
8 "Your Horoscope for Today" (Yankovic) 3:59 Style-parody of Third Wave Ska. A song mocking horoscopes, predicting humorous, unpleasant outcomes. The song features Tavis Werts on trumpet, and Dan Regan on trombone (A former and current member respectively of the third-wave ska band Reel Big Fish).
9 "It's All About the Pentiums" (Deric Angelettie, Sean "Puffy" Combs, Sean Jacobs, Kimberly Jones, Lau, Christopher Wallace, Jason Phillips, David Styles) 3:34 "It's All About the Benjamins (Rock Remix)" by Puff Daddy. An early example of a nerdcore hip-hop song about a computer geek proclaiming his technological superiority over others.
10 "Truck Drivin' Song" (Yankovic) 2:27 Style parody of C.W. McCall A detailed account of a truck-driver doing what he does best while at the same time cross-dressing and worrying about its accompanying concerns. Said to be inspired by "The Lumberjack Song" from Monty Python's Flying Circus.
11 "Grapefruit Diet" (Steve Perry, Yankovic) 3:30 "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies. About an overweight person's experiences on a radical new diet consisting of only grapefruits.
12 "Albuquerque" (Yankovic) 11:23 Style parody of The Rugburns Sounds very much like "Dick's Automotive" by the Rugburns. Similar to "Alice's Restaurant" by Arlo Guthrie, the song follows a longwinded and tangential storyline, with occasional chorus breaks, just to convey a simple point. Also contains a bit based on a Monty Python sketch, the Cheese Shop Sketch.

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