Television
- LateLine (1999) as Justin (one episode)
- Spring Break Lawyer (2001) as Jack the Pee Boy (TV Movie)
- Comedy Central Presents (2001, 2006) as Himself (Stand-Up Comedy)
- Reno 911! (2003–2009) as Terry Bernardino/Jaspermans
- Cheap Seats (2004) as Bruce Jenner's Nephew (one episode)
- The Showbiz Show with David Spade (2005–2007) as Scotty Kangaroojus
- Gay Robot (2006) as Rick & Voice of Gay Robot (pilot)
- Human Giant (2007) as Rob's Agent (one episode)
- Cavemen (2007) as Ray (one episode)
- Seriously, Who Farted? (2009) as Himself (stand-up special)
- Nick Swardson's Pretend Time (2010–2011) as himself and various other roles (TV-series)
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Famous quotes containing the word television:
“They [parents] can help the children work out schedules for homework, play, and television that minimize the conflicts involved in what to do first. They can offer moral support and encouragement to persist, to try again, to struggle for understanding and mastery. And they can share a childs pleasure in mastery and accomplishment. But they must not do the job for the children.”
—Dorothy H. Cohen (20th century)
“Never before has a generation of parents faced such awesome competition with the mass media for their childrens attention. While parents tout the virtues of premarital virginity, drug-free living, nonviolent resolution of social conflict, or character over physical appearance, their values are daily challenged by television soaps, rock music lyrics, tabloid headlines, and movie scenes extolling the importance of physical appearance and conformity.”
—Marianne E. Neifert (20th century)
“The television critic, whatever his pretensions, does not labour in the same vineyard as those he criticizes; his grapes are all sour.”
—Frederic Raphael (b. 1931)