Television
- LateLine (1999) as Justin (one episode)
- Spring Break Lawyer (2001) as Jack the Pee Boy (TV Movie)
- Comedy Central Presents (2001, 2006) as Himself (Stand-Up Comedy)
- Reno 911! (2003–2009) as Terry Bernardino/Jaspermans
- Cheap Seats (2004) as Bruce Jenner's Nephew (one episode)
- The Showbiz Show with David Spade (2005–2007) as Scotty Kangaroojus
- Gay Robot (2006) as Rick & Voice of Gay Robot (pilot)
- Human Giant (2007) as Rob's Agent (one episode)
- Cavemen (2007) as Ray (one episode)
- Seriously, Who Farted? (2009) as Himself (stand-up special)
- Nick Swardson's Pretend Time (2010–2011) as himself and various other roles (TV-series)
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Famous quotes containing the word television:
“So by all means let’s have a television show quick and long, even if the commercial has to be delivered by a man in a white coat with a stethoscope hanging around his neck, selling ergot pills. After all the public is entitled to what it wants, isn’t it? The Romans knew that and even they lasted four hundred years after they started to putrefy.”
—Raymond Chandler (1888–1959)
“The technological landscape of the present day has enfranchised its own electorates—the inhabitants of marketing zones in the consumer goods society, television audiences and news magazine readerships... vote with money at the cash counter rather than with the ballot paper at the polling booth.”
—J.G. (James Graham)
“There was a girl who was running the traffic desk, and there was a woman who was on the overnight for radio as a producer, and my desk assistant was a woman. So when the world came to an end, we took over.”
—Marya McLaughlin, U.S. television newswoman. As quoted in Women in Television News, ch. 3, by Judith S. Gelfman (1976)