Famous quotes containing the words national and/or children:
“In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.”
—P.J. (Patrick Jake)
“Occasionally, remind children tactfully that the oven is the only self-cleaning appliance.”
—Fred G. Gosman (20th century)