Monster Truck Engines

Famous quotes containing the words monster, truck and/or engines:

    O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!
    It is the green-ey’d monster which doth mock
    The meat it feeds on. That cuckold lives in bliss
    Who, certain of his fate, loves not his wronger;
    But, O, what damned minutes tells he o’er
    Who dotes, yet doubts, suspects, yet strongly loves!
    William Shakespeare (1564–1616)

    If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
    Jackie Mason (b. 1931)

    America is like one of those old-fashioned six-cylinder truck engines that can be missing two sparkplugs and have a broken flywheel and have a crankshaft that’s 5000 millimeters off fitting properly, and two bad ball-bearings, and still runs. We’re in that kind of situation. We can have substantial parts of the population committing suicide, and still run and look fairly good.
    Thomas McGuane (b. 1939)