Mankiewicz

Famous quotes containing the word mankiewicz:

    Lora May: Did you ever stop to think, Porter, that in over three years there’s one word we’ve never said to each other, even in fun.
    Porter: To you, I’m a cash register. You can’t love a cash register.
    Lora May: And I’m part of your inventory. You can’t love that either.
    —Joseph L. Mankiewicz (1909–1993)

    You know what I like about your program? Even when I’m running the vacuum, I can understand it.
    —Joseph L. Mankiewicz (1909–1993)

    Addison DeWitt: Your next move, it seems to me, should be toward television.
    Miss Caswell: Tell me this. Do they have auditions for television?
    Addison DeWitt: That’s all television is, my dear. Nothing but auditions.
    —Joseph L. Mankiewicz (1909–1993)