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Born in Sydney, Australia, he served in the Australian Special Air Service Regiment and French Foreign Legion before becoming a mercenary. He is wanted on almost every continent for numerous war crimes, and even a few crimes against humanity. Bludd has a tactical mind like a steel trap, and is proficient with all NATO and Warsaw Pact small arms. He is easily identified by his eyepatch and Snidely Whiplash-style mustache.
Bludd is also something of a poet at heart, albeit a very bad one: "When you're feeling low and woozy/Slap a fresh clip in your uzi/Assume the proper firing stance/And make those suckers jump and dance." Another poem written by Bludd was published in the Attica Gazette: "A mercenary's job is a heartless one/I'm a soldier for hire, like a pawn-shop gun/My ruthless tactics keep you on your toes/'Cause I fight 'em all, whether friends or foes!"
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