List of X-Play Characters - "W" Characters

"W" Characters

• Bootay van Wah: see Shedfish, Fidel

• Clifton Wallace: The lead anchorman for one of the cities being destroyed in the arcade game Rampage, who is discussing the devastation caused by the three monsters with Dane McKay (their resident professional on wildlife) when Ralph Urntable returns to human form and feigns ignorance of his actions (since he was in the form of a mindless wolf); however, when his girlfriend Elizabeth Smelter changes back from lizard to human form, he accuses her of knowing exactly what she was doing when she was hanging around with that big ape George.

First Appearance: Episode No. 20101220

Performed by: Clifton Wallace (Unknown), Dane McKay (Unknown), Ralph Urntable (Unknown), Elizabeth "Lizzie" Smelter (Unknown), George (Unknown)

• Warhammer Chainsaw Sword: In anticipation for the release of Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine, Blair Herter receives a genuine chainsword in the mail, which he proceeds to incorporate into several mundane tasks (opening a can of soda, scratching his back, etc.) before developing a romantic relationship with the apparently sentient weapon ... Eventually, Blair and his new life partner attempt to cut a panda in half, when the FBI's "Anti Panda Dismemberment Task Force" (Officer Jones and Officer Pike) barge in to confiscate the sword. Blair attempts to resist, so the officers take him down in a hail of gunfire ... until he awakens to reveal that it was all a dream (although the chainsword still speaks to him).

First Appearance: Episode No. 20110921

Performed by: Warhammer Chainsaw Sword (None), Officer Jones (Unknown), Officer Pike (Unknown)

• Indiana Webb: Morgan Webb in the role of the famous archaeologist, as the introduction for the 2010 Golden Mullet Awards is presented in the fashion of the opening scenes from Raiders of the Lost Ark; after retrieving the golden-mullet award/idol from X-Play deep storage alongside Adam (in the role of Arnold Toht) and avoiding the giant boulder (a Katamari ball), Miss Webb loses the idol when they are ambushed by Cliff Bleszinski (in the role of René Belloq).

First Appearance: Episode No. 20110111

Performed by: Indiana Webb (Morgan Webb), Adam Toht (Adam Sessler), René Bleszinski (Cliff Bleszinski)

• Morgan von Webb: see Vebb, Morgan von

• Vulcan Webb: Morgan Webb dressed up in a Spock costume, as she plays lead guitar in a commercial for the video game Star Trek: Rock Band. She is joined by veteran X-Play recurring characters "Patrick Stewart" (vocals) and "Jonathan Frakes" (backup guitar), as well as newcomer "Lt. Commander Worf" (drums). The game's fictional songlist boasts 238 titles, such as Spock 'n Roll All Night; Worf (There He Is!); Khan Buy Me Love; Anarchy for the UFP; Uhura Through the Grapevine; Seven of Ninety Nine Luftballoons; Ferengi's Got Back; Borgs Just Want to Have Fun; Walk This Janeway; and Klingon Me Softly With His Song. The tagline for the commercial features Webb stating that "purchasing any other interactive music technology this winter solstice would be illogical."

First Appearance: Episode No. 20101119

Performed by: Vulcan Webb (Morgan Webb), "Lt. Commander Worf" (Tim Jennings), Redshirt (Unknown)

• Steven J. Weingart: Publicist to the stars, whose biggest client is the Witch-king of Angmar.

First Appearance: Episode No. 7010

Performed by: X-Play segment producer Tim Jennings

• Mrs. White: see Reservoir Geeks

• "Young Steve Wiebe": see Kong-Net

• "Owen Wilson": A parody of the famous Hollywood actor who (supposedly) is dating Princess Katpower.

First Appearance: Episode No. 6133

Performed by: X-Play associate producer Michael Leffler

• Morgan Windu: see Darth Fanboy

• "The Witch": A parody of the female zombie character from first-person shooter Left 4 Dead, who ends up eviscerating X-Play correspondent Blair Herter when he tries to hit on her.

First Appearance: Episode No. 20081208

Performed by: Unknown

• "Wonder Girl": see Blastdong, Dirk

• "Wonder Twins": see "Thor"

• Lt. Commander Worf: see Webb, Vulcan

• Joey Wottanewski: see Grabnar the Wanderer

• WWE Adam and Morgan: Polygonal versions of the X-Play hosts, birthed using the WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2010 create-a-wrestler feature. The custom storyline devised for them consisted of Morgan defeating Melina for the WWE Divas Championship, only to find her car sabotaged in the backstage area afterwards, causing her to sustain injuries which led to her defeat in the subsequent rematch. It was ultimately revealed that Adam himself was the culprit, as he had rigged the car to explode in order to frighten Morgan into relinquishing her wrestling career and return to her co-hosting duties (ADAM: "Morgan! It was me! I wanted you to lose the title so you can back and do the show ... ").

First Appearance: Episode No. 20091026

Performed by: None