List of X-Play Characters - "K" Characters

"K" Characters

• Princess Katpower: see Grabnar the Wanderer

• Crumpet Katz: see Santa's Lawyers

• Keldroc: see Special Agent Bob and Secret Agent Steve

• "Ash Ketchum": Combining "Cowboys & Aliens" with the "Pokémon" cartoon, this fictitious trailer (entitled Cowboys & Pokémon) re-imagines "Ash Ketchum" as a gritty Western anti-hero, who joins forces with "Team Rocket" to protect Celadon City from the evil Texas Sess and his gang of Pokémon ("Pikachu's coming and hell's coming with him!").

First Appearance: Episode No. 20110721

Performed by: "Ash Ketchum" (Blair Herter), "Jessie" (Morgan Webb), "James" (Unknown), Texas Sess (Adam Sessler), "Jigglypuff" (Unknown)

• Kha'ak: see Ryder, Sledge

• "Kill Bill" Morgan: Morgan dressed up as the character Beatrix Kiddo from the Kill Bill films.

First Appearance: Episode No. 281

Performed by: The Bride (Morgan Webb), "O-Ren Ishii" (Chi-Lan Lieu), Gogo (Guy Branum)

• Kilroy: see Mr. and Mrs. Bob Muffin

• "KINECT": A self-aware version of the Xbox 360 peripheral, which is constantly watching Adam and tries to force him to play a game of Kinectimals (rather than Kirby's Epic Yarn) by threatening to post embarrassing footage of the X-Play host on the internet (like Adam ordering a hooker or doing his Jame Gumb impersonation); rather than give in, Adam simply puts a gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger.

First Appearance: Episode No. 20101116

Performed by: Unknown

• King Bosco and Rubber Bean: A pair of pathetic-looking prize fighters who are meant to parody the insane level of "product placement" found in the game Fight Night Round 3 (NOTE: The name Rubber Bean may be in reference to the boxer Butterbean).

First Appearance: Episode No. 6024

Performed by: King Bosco (Eric Acasio), Rubber Bean (Mark Fahey), King Bosco's trainer (Jonathan Solin)

• "King Hamlet": see "Hamlet"

• "KITT": see Sess Rider

• "Takeru Kobayashi": The world-famous hot dog eating champion.

First Appearance: Episode No. 6092

Performed by: X-Play production assistant Eric Acasio

• Kong-Net: A parody of both the documentary King of Kong and the action movie Terminator 2: Judgment Day, this network of sentient Donkey Kong arcade cabinets - clearly modelled after the rogue Skynet - made its debut during a "trailer" for the fictitious film The King of Kong 2: the King, the Kong and the Ugly. According to the trailer, "Billy Mitchell" created Kong-Net in order to prevent anyone from ever again supplanting his high score in the classic arcade game, which his arch nemesis "Steve Wiebe" - supposedly - will accomplish with a kill screen run on August 27, 2024. Unfortunately, the system eventually became self-aware and created an army of robotic Mitchell duplicates, one of which was sent into the past to kill Wiebe before he ever achieved that high score in the first place; only an appearance by the "Terminator" T-101 cyborg could save Wiebe from this cruel fate (NOTE: This is the second time that X-Play associate producer Michael Leffler has portrayed the "Terminator" character, the first being a brief cameo in one of Adam Sessler's "hallucinations" during the "Trippiest Games of All Time" episode).

First Appearance: Episode No. 20080530

Performed by: "Billy Mitchell" (Unknown), Young Steve Wiebe (Unknown), Steve Wiebe (Himself), "Terminator" (Michael Leffler), "Walter Day" (Unknown), "Brian Kuh" (Unknown), "Donkey Kong" (Unknown), "Pauline" (Unknown)

• The Kook: see "The Breakfast Club"

• Keevon Koziasku: The flamboyant X-Play fashion critic, introduced in the Movie Games Red Carpet Special episode.

First Appearance: Episode No. 6021

Performed by: X-Play head writer Guy Branum

• "Kratos": A parody of the main character from the God of War video games, who found life after his defeat of Ares to be very boring; he tried killing other lesser deities - or, as X-Play called them, the "third string roster of the Greek pantheon" - in an attempt to fill the void (including "Bacchus", the God of Stagnant Pools, the Goddess of Warm Beers, the God of Sock Puppets, the God of Canada - who was, in fact, Guy LaFleur - and the God of Snore) but grew disenchanted with the whole thing after finding out that the God of Chaos was actually an adorable little puppy (which still didn't stop him from killing it). Seeking other challenges, "Kratos" would try his hand at being an X-Play intern (he was quickly fired when Morgan caught him destroying an Xbox), appearing on a dating show - oddly reminiscent of Blind Date - called First Date (he frightened off "Aphrodite" after describing a rather graphic encounter with a Gorgon), and was even busted by the X-Play Cops for a domestic disturbance complaint (where it was revealed that "Princess Zelda" may be carrying his baby).

First Appearance: Episode No. 5087

Performed by: Kratos (The Great Corrado), Bacchus (Guy Branum), God of Stagnant Pools (Robert Manuel), Goddess of Warm Beers (Unknown), God of Snore (Paul Bonanno), God of Chaos (Unknown), Aphrodite (Unknown), Princess Zelda (Unknown)

• Krillius: see Spectre Mifflin staff

• "Brian Kuh": see Kong-Net