List of User Friendly Characters - Occasional Characters

Occasional Characters

• Alistair, Dortmund & Theodore (The Microsoft Thugs). First Appearance: June 9, 1999
• Bolt Cola Monster (Jealous alternative to Mr Cola). First Appearance: October 30, 1998
• Boyz, David (Prosecution Attorney). First Appearance: November 14, 1998
• Burst, Zane (VP of content for Whiffnet) First Appearance: February 4, 1999
• Cat Five (a... cat who belongs to Miranda, and was a gift from A.J.). First Appearance: February 18, 2000
• Coffee Boy (A cafeteria server). First Appearance: November 22, 1998
• CEO Guy (An out of work CEO). First Appearance: September 20, 2002
• Crud, Lord (Loyal servant of the Empire, see Crud Puppy). First Appearance: November 29, 1998
• Crud, Sly (Defence counsel, see Crud Puppy). First Appearance: December 26, 1998
• Dark Side Dave (Pitr's long lost comrade brother). First Appearance: April 4, 2000
• Delamiccio, Hubert (Department of Justice Agent; came to purify the flock). First Appearance: May 22, 1998
• Dmitri (Head of Partition 23). First Appearance: March 31, 1999
• Doctor (Careless)(Careless coffee-drinking doctor, who's rough day gets worse). First Appearance: November 20, 1998
• Doctor (Concerned)(A Doctor concerned for her patients). First Appearance: November 22, 1998
• Doss, Dr (Diagnosing Doctor). First Appearance: November 19, 1998
• Doug (& friend)(Security Guards). First Appearance: February 03, 1999
• Espresso Monster (See Mr Cola). First Appearance: October 28, 1998
• Eula (A girl who just wants to be accepted... ). First Appearance: April 2, 2005
• Furby (Disturbing Plush Toy). First Appearance: January 3, 1999
• Gerard (Commercial Maker) First Appearance: February 25, 2001
• God (Judging in Purgatory) First Appearance: September 17, 1998
• Hastur (The unspeakable one from Cthulhu Mythos). First Appearance: technically April 19, 2003 actually May 7, 2003
• Hoffloff, Mr (A patient sort of chap). First Appearance: November 22, 1998
• Microsoft Black Ops (Swat team for non-Microsoft offenders). First Appearance: September 13, 1998
• Microsoft Employees (Where would you like to go today?). First Appearance: February 18, 1999
• Microsoft Engineers (Partition 23 Staff – Skilled in the Black Arts). First Appearance: March 29, 1999
• Matt (Sea Urchin) First Appearance: May 17, 1999
• Moff, Ichabod (Bastard Consultant From Hell). First Appearance: June 30, 1998
• Murray's Friend (A trigger happy hunter). First Appearance: December 26, 2000
• Naughty Biscuit (A Naff Band who try to sue Napster). First Appearance: July 6, 2000
• NSA Agents (I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition...). First Appearance: January 19, 1999
• Nurse (Efficient and caring nurse). First Appearance: November 20, 1998
• Onimishon, Barry (Microsoft Spokesman). First non-appearance: November 02, 1998
• OpenBSD Daemon (The little BSD Daemon/Demon guy (with a halo)). First Appearance: March 25, 1999
• Padlock, Mr (President of iCan't Internet). First Appearance: August 24, 1998
• Penelope (19 year old Ashley Judd look-alike, passionate about techs). First Appearance: August 18, 1998
• Pentium III of Borg (Partition 23's AI, see Artur). First Appearance: April 07, 1999
• Pfeiffer (customer service) First Appearance: November 24, 1997
• Phant0m (Zock’s friend & “Whuppin’ Boy”) First Appearance: April 15, 1999
• Phish (an evil genetically modified fish) First Appearance: July 29, 2003
• Putritude (Alien). First Appearance: Unknown
• Rattafee, Senator (Microsoft loving US Senator) First non-appearance: January 29, 1999
• Salesman, Future Electronics (Game for a refund). First Appearance: February 17, 1999
• Snack Monster (usually appears as a giant walking deep fried pork rinds bag, similar to Mr Cola). First Appearance: July 21, 1998
• Solaris, Lan (Cocky rebel, who flies the Millennium Bug). First Appearance: December 6, 1998
• Stormtroopers (Lord Crud's followers). First Appearance: December 2, 1998
• Tim (Australian Contractor, with a remarkable similarity to Greg). First Appearance: April 19, 2005
• Tufay, Mr (Vice President of Information Technology, and Mr Padlock's lackey). First Appearance: August 29, 1998
• US Military (May I take your Order?). First Appearance: February 22, 1999
• Venjick, Abu (See Stef). First Appearance: January 19, 1999
• VP of Acquisitions (Some of the worst scum the universe had to offer...). First Appearance: December 5, 1998
• VPs (Astonished capitalists who later see the funny side). First Appearance: February 08, 1999
• Wallace, Sanford (Spammer) First non-appearance: February 22, 1999
• Weeper, Mr (temporary CEO). First Appearance: April 26, 1998
• Woodly, Mr. (A customer). First Appearance: December 23, 1997
• Zikpt (Alien). First Appearance: January 9, 2003
• Zock (Quake God) First Appearance: February 9, 1998