List of Songs By "Weird Al" Yankovic - Songs Not Commercially Released

Songs Not Commercially Released

This is a list of songs Yankovic has written and/or performed, but have not been commercially released.

• "12th Street Rag"

• "1999"

• "63,524 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall"

• "Aaaaahhhhh"

• "Accordion Burning"

• "Accordion Tuning"

• "Addams Family Theme"

• "Albuquerque" (special "fake" version)

• "Al-In-The-Box"

• "Al's Mailbag Accordion Fanfare"

• "Al's Rug Song"

• "Airport Song"

• "A Matter Of Crust", a parody of "A Matter of Trust" by Billy Joel

• "AMA Squeeze"

• "Amanda Polka"

• "American Slob"

• "American Slob" (Hollywood Offramp Version)

• "Amish Paradise" (Unplugged Version)

• "Anniversary Song" (Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special) by "Weird Al" and Barnes & Barnes

• "Another One Bites the Dust"

• "Aqualung"

• "Audience Inspiration Song"

• "Auld Lang Syne"

• "Auld Lang Syne" (Drunk Version)

• "Avocado", parody of "Desperado"

• "Babe"

• "Baby Likes Burping", parody of "Baby Talks Dirty" by The Knack

• "Ballad of Kent Marlowe" - Safety Patrol, film

• "Belvedere Cruising"

• "Beverly Hillbillies/Miss You"

• "Brain Freeze", from The Simpsons episode "That '90s Show" (2008) Parody of the fictional song "Shave Me" by Sadgasm, Homer Simpson's grunge band in the episode. "Shave Me" being a spin on "Rape Me" by Nirvana.

• "Burger King", a parody of "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger

• "Chicken Pot Pie", a parody of "Live and Let Die", originally written by Paul McCartney & Wings and re-recorded by Guns N' Roses

• "China Grove"

• "Close To You"

• "Comic Relief Rap" - Comic Relief, duet with Richard Belzer

• "Conan", the theme song to Conan (Performed on June 30, 2011)

• "Doctor Doctor", a parody of "Doctor! Doctor!" by the Thompson Twins

• "Don't You Forget About Meat", a parody of "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds

• "Dueling Accordions"

• "Electric Shaver" - Sabrina: The Animated Series

• "Fast Food", a parody of "Thank U" by Alanis Morissette

• "Fatter", a parody of "Shattered" by The Rolling Stones

• "Feel Like Throwing Up", a parody of "Feel Like Making Love" by Bad Company

• "Flatbush Avenue", a parody of "Electric Avenue" by Eddy Grant

• "Free Delivery", a parody of "My Heart Will Go On" originally written by James Horner and original performed by Celine Dion

• "Gee I'm A Nerd", a parody of "Free as a Bird" by The Beatles

• "Gravy On You", a parody of "Crazy on You" by Heart

• "Green Eggs & Ham", a parody of "Numb" by U2

• "Hot Beets", a parody of "Heartbeat"

• "House Of The Sesame Seed Bun", a parody of "House of the Rising Sun"

• "If I Could Make Love To A Bottle", a parody of "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce

• "I'll Repair for You (Theme From Home Improvement)", a parody of "I'll Be There For You" by The Rembrandts

• "I'm In Love With The Skipper", parody of "I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)" by T-Pain

• "I'm Stupid Blues"

• "Inna Gadda Da Vida"

• "It's A Gas"

• "It's Still Billy Joel To Me", a parody of Billy Joel's "It's Still Rock & Roll To Me" by Billy Joel

• "Last Train To Clarksville"

• "Laundry Day", a parody of "Come Out And Play" by The Offspring

• "Love Me Two Times"

• "Make Me Steak #3", a parody of "Mistake #3" by Boy George and the Culture Club

• "Minstrel Ditties" - Lilo & Stitch: The Series

• "Moldy Now", a parody of "Hold Me Now" by the Thompson Twins

• "More Than A Filling", a parody of "More Than a Feeling" by Boston

• "Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung" (Demo Version A)

• "Nobody Here But Us Frogs"

• "Orgy On My Own"

• "Ode To Joe Franklin"

• "Pacman", a parody of Taxman by The Beatles

• "Polka Patterns", written for the math TV show Square One

• "Purple Haze"

• "Radio Radio"

• "Rio Rancho"

• "Rocky Road Hoochie Koo"

• "Rubber Sole"

• "School Cafeteria" (Demo Version)

• "School's Out"

• "Snack All Night", a parody of "Black Or White" by Michael Jackson

• "Shaving Cream" (with Dr. Demento)

• "Smoke on the Water"

• "Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut", a parody of "Suddenly Last Summer" by The Motels

• "Spameater", a parody of "Maneater" by Hall & Oates

• "Stop Draggin' My Car Around" (Demo Version C)

• "Sweet Home Alabama"

• "Sweet Home Albuquerque"

• "Take Me To The Liver", a parody of "Take Me To The River" by Al Green, as performed by the Talking Heads

• "Take The L Out Of Liver", a parody of "Take The L Out Of Lover" by The Motels

• "We All Have Cell Phones, So C'mon Let's Get Real" an original based on a fake AL TV interview with Michael Stipe.

• "We Got The Beef", a parody of "We Got The Beat" by The Go-Go's

• "We Won't Eat Another Hero," a parody of "We Don't Need Another Hero"

• "Whole Lotta Lunch", a parody of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin

• "Whole Lotta Love"

• "Wipeout"

• "Won't Eat Prunes Again", a parody of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who

• "You're Pitiful", a parody of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt, made available for free on June 8, 2006 at WeirdAl.com. Approved by Blunt himself but not Atlantic Records

• "You Light Up My Life" (punk version)

• A polka medley performed in 1982 including parts of "Jocko Homo", "Homosapien", "Sex Junkie", "TV O.D.", "Bad Boys Get Spanked", "TV Party", "Janitor", and "People Who Died"

• An extended version of "Polkas On 45" containing parts of "Der Kommissar", "Bad Boys Get Spanked", "She Blinded Me with Science", and "Stairway to Heaven"