Season 4 (July 22, 2001-June 6, 2002)
| Episode | Fight | Featuring | Cause of Death | Fight Specialty |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Where is Bob Costas? | Lil' Kim vs. Little Richard | John Tesh (As a guest commentator, appears throughout the episode) | Little Richard: Lil' Kim pushed his organs out of the holes where his nipples used to be. | None. |
| Helen Hunt vs. Leelee Sobieski | Helen Hunt: Sobieski feeds Helen her own hair, which is so long that it flows through her ears from her mouth. Leelee pulls the hair sticking through Helen's ears, causing her head to implode.
Bob Costas: Murdered by John Tesh (actual death occurred before the show, but Johnny Gomez discovered his remains after this fight.) |
After she kills Helen, Leelee pretends to be Helen Hunt to steal her fame and her career; she then rips the skin off Helen's hands and puts them on like gloves so fingerprints can confirm it. | ||
| George Clooney vs. Mark Wahlberg | Paul Newman and Robert Redford |
George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg: Jumped on by Paul Newman and Robert Redford from the catwalks. |
Halfway through the match, it's revealed that Clooney and Wahlberg had been pretending to fight using special effects so they could make it look like Wahlberg gets killed and thus collect a large sum from a gambling house where they had wagered that Clooney would win. Angered by the fraud, Paul Newman and Robert Redford intervene and begin fighting Clooney and Wahlberg. | |
| Slaughter and the City | Steve Irwin vs. Medusa | Random Audience Member: Turned to stone.
Popcorn Seller: Turned to stone. Medusa: Steve Irwin accidentally decapitated her when she pushed him away after he put a ruck-sack over her head. |
None. | |
| Drew Carey vs. Ray Romano | Drew Carey: Scratched his own face off after Ray slingshotted his protective cup into his face, causing his face to break out in jock itch. | None. | ||
| Kim Cattrall vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis vs. Sarah Jessica Parker | Medusa's head |
Cynthia Nixon: Kim Cattrall stuck her "back massager" into her throat and turned it on, vibrating Cynthia Nixon's head off. Sarah Jessica Parker: Kim Cattrall slammed two high-heel sandals into her head heel-first. Kim Cattrall: Broken in half by Kristin Davis's "back massager". |
At the end of the match, Nick Diamond accidentally drops Medusa's severed head into the ring and everybody in the arena is turned to stone, though it is revealed in the next episode that everybody survived. | |
| A Celebrity Deathmatch Special Report | Katie Holmes vs. Keri Russell | Whoopi Goldberg and Claire Danes | Keri Russell: She accidentally swallows a helium tank whole, something that leaves her body severely deformed and is later inflated by the helium to mass proportions and popped by Claire Danes, who used hydrogen-peroxide darts.
Katie Holmes: Died in the explosion of Keri Russell. Celebrity Deathmatch audience: They all perished in the explosion of Keri Russell. |
The fight was shown in a recording, since the episode begun after this fight. |
| Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond vs. Sam Donaldson | Sam Donaldson: Johnny Gomez shoved a microphone down his throat, then Nick Diamond put a hose in his mouth. The firefighters in the stadium turned on the water, filling Sam Donaldson's stomach with water and electrocuting him. | A grudge match. After the explosion of Keri Russell, which destroyed most of the arena, Johnny and Nick speed to the hospital since Johnny is wounded, however, when they see on TV that Sam Donaldson is tells everyone both Johnny and Nick are dead to take their spot as CDM host, they return to fight him. | ||
| Claire Danes vs. Whoopi Goldberg | No Deaths: Whoopi Goldberg and Claire Danes stopped fighting to make Claire Danes confess why she shot the hydrogen peroxide dart at Keri Russell. | None. | ||
| Blink 182 vs. 98 Degrees | 98 Degrees vs. Blink-182 | Potato Khan (Made a cameo in the basement in his Deathcon 2001 form), Jessica Simpson and George W. Bush | Several Audience Members: Killed when the nuke bots left the arena through a wall.
Several Audience Members: Blink-182 shot them at 98 Degrees like darts. No Deaths: 98 Degrees simply blasted Blink 182's robot in half by shooting missiles at its crotch. However, Blink 182 survived the blasts. |
Both bands fought each other in giant Gundam ripoff robots. |
| 98 Degrees vs. Jessica Simpson | George W. Bush | Random Audience Members: Jessica Simpson stomps them when they try to look up her skirt.
98 Degrees' Robot: Had its head knocked off after Jessica Simpson blew into a manhole and sent the lid of another one flying. 98 Degrees: George W. Bush launched a missile to destroy 98 Degrees's robot, but his watch was fast, causing George W. Bush to launch it too early. When the missile was about to land in the city, the giant Jessica Simpson threw the 98 Degrees robot's head at the missile to stop it, blowing up the band in the process. |
98 Degrees was still in their giant Gundam ripoff robot, while Jessica Simpson has been accidentally turned into an ill-clothed giant by Stone Cold Steve Austin's enlarging ray. | |
| Food Fights | Jonathan Davis vs. Meat Loaf | Several KoRn Fans: Crushed by Meat Loaf when he got swung out of the ring by Jonathan Davis and landed in the audience.
Meat Loaf: First, his head was cracked open after he landed headfirst on the steel chairs leading to the ring. He was later revived by fans in the audience who were listening to his trademark baseline. But, in a direct imitation of one of Korn's music videos, he was shot by a piece of corn that came from Jonathan Davis's butt. |
None. | |
| Colonel Sanders vs. Dave Thomas | Colonel Sanders: Decapitated by a hen Dave Thomas had rescued from him. Colonel Sanders's headless body ran around until it fell into a deep-frier. | The ring has been decorated with fast food restaurant props. | ||
| Michael Caine vs. Kevin Spacey | Dave Thomas |
Michael Caine: Kevin Spacey put him under a heat lamp, causing him to "plump" up like a hot dog and explode. Kevin Spacey: Eaten alive by Dave Thomas. |
Michael Caine had to fight while acting as a hot dog and Kevin Spacey had to do the same as a hamburger. | |
| Where Is Albert Einstein's Brain? | Albert Einstein vs. Joanie "Chyna" Laurer | Albert Einstein: Brain squeezed out after being wrapped in his own tongue. | None. | |
| Eddie Vedder vs. Scott Stapp | Tom Waits | Scott Stapp: After Stapp's larynx was torn apart by barbed wire, Tom Waits entered the ring believing that Stapp was trying to steal his characteristic voice. Waits punched Stapp in the face until his head was crushed. | The ropes in the ring were replaced with barbed wire for this fight. This fight concerned Vedder and Stapp's similar singing voices. | |
| David Blaine vs. David Copperfield | Claudia Schiffer | Popcorn Vendor: David Blaine bursts out of him.
Dove: Decapitated (and brought back to life) by David Blaine. David Copperfield's escort: Head ripped off in an attempt for David Copperfield to upstage David Blaine. David Blaine: Knocked into a piranha tank and eaten alive. |
The two fighters were given their items from their TV specials to perform magic while fighting one another. | |
| Debbie is Pregnant | Corey Feldman vs. Corey Haim | Harvey Weinstein | Corey Haim: Crushed by Harvey Weinstein.
Corey Feldman and Harvey Weinstein: Impaled by the pole Weinstein was sitting on. |
The two combatants were trying to climb to the top of a pole with Harvey Weinstein perched at the top, ready to offer the winner the leading role in a film. |
| Lisa Ling vs Lucy Liu | Barbara Walters | Lisa Ling: Kicked through the skull. | None. | |
| Kobe Bryant vs. Shaquille O'Neal | Shaquille O'Neal: Various body parts and internal organs ripped out/off and used as makeshift basketballs. | The two combatants played a game of basketball with each other's body parts. | ||
| Gottfried in the Arena | Frankie Muniz vs. Robert Iler | Gilbert Gottfried (Temporary replacement for Debbie Matenopoulos, appears throughout the episode) | Robert Iler: Frankie Muniz tricked him into eating spiked Ravioli (which was stuffed with antacids). As a result, his stomach exploded. | The winner of this fight would be made ten years younger with the CDM time machine so he could continue being a child star. However, when Frankie is placed in the machine, a power surge (caused by Mills Lane) causes Frankie to become an old man. |
| J.K. Rowling vs. Stephen King | Stephen King's Robotic Leg | Stephen King: Electrocuted by a lightning bolt manifested by the magic of Lord Voldemort.
J.K. Rowling: The lightning activates King's mechanical leg, which knocks off Rowling's head. |
None. | |
| Naomi Campbell vs. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos | Popcorn Vendor: Head crushed between Naomi and Rebecca's breasts.
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos: Sprayed with Naomi Campbell's stomach acid. |
Due to a cheese-related accident (caused by Nick Diamond) inside the green room, Naomi and Rebecca are forced to fight in their bras and panties. | ||
| Battle of the Superfreaks | All Freak Fights. | |||
| Clash of the Trashy Titans | Chuck Berry vs. James Brown | James Brown: Crushed by an overhead light after the lasers he was firing from his feet bounced off of Chuck Berry and hit the light. | None. | |
| George Michael vs. Paul Reubens | George Michael: Ripped apart by a tiger that was awakened when Paul said the secret word "Sucker", causing everyone in the Arena to scream wildly. | Both combatants are dressed as Roman gladiators using spare parts as armor and weapons. | ||
| Halle Berry vs. Shannen Doherty | Shannen Doherty: During the fight a car engine falls off the top of the Dome and lands on her head. The motor fuses itself to her brain and she becomes a cyborg.
Halle Berry: Sliced in half by the motor fused with Shannen Doherty's head. |
The two combatants fought in the Dome of Devastation, which has been filled with car parts. | ||
| The Mysterious T | Anne Robinson vs. Bob Barker | John Edward (guest commentator) | Anne Robinson: Ovaries and internal organs were ripped out. | None. |
| John Edward vs. Miss Cleo | John Edward: Giant 8-ball shoved in throat and then decapitated. | Nostradamus was originally billed to fight John Edwards, but left a note in the time machine saying that he forfeited because he foresaw his own demise. The fighters were given a medium's tools to fight with. | ||
| Beyoncé Knowles vs. Missy Elliott | Mathew Knowles and Mr. T (appears at the end of the episode) |
Missy Elliott: Stung to death by killer bees inside the "Mystery Box of Fun". |
This was a ladder match. At the top of the ladder was a "Mystery Box of Fun". | |
| Celebrity Deathmatch: North vs South | Derek Jeter vs. John Rocker | John Rocker: Electrocuted by a Die-Hard battery. | None. | |
| Faith Hill vs. Janet Jackson | Janet Jackson: Her front was ripped off, causing her internal organs to spill out. | None. | ||
| Robert E. Lee vs. Ulysses S. Grant | Ronnie Van Zant and Allen Collins | Robert E. Lee & Ulysses S. Grant: Both got into a sword duel and slashed each other to pieces. With only their thumbs remaining, the fight quickly turned into a small thumb war, which Grant's thumb won by jumping on and crushing Lee's thumb. | None. | |
| The Missing Beatles Tape | Bill Maher vs. Conan O'Brien | Bill Maher: Skull stomped through. Then Conan O'Brien picked his face and played with it in a gag similarly seen on Conan O'Brien's talkshow. | None. | |
| Anna Nicole Smith vs. Sarah Ferguson | Ted Turner | Sarah Ferguson: Fergie's chest exploded after Anna Nicole married her in a move known as the Black Widow Wipeout. | None. | |
| George Harrison vs. John Lennon vs. Paul McCartney vs. Ringo Starr | Yoko Ono | Ringo Starr: Head smashed with a giant silver hammer from Paul.
George Harrison: Paul and John ambushed him, citing him as the reason for the Beatles' breakup. Paul jumped on him and crushed his head. No Winner: John Lennon and Paul McCartney stop fighting to perform with Yoko Ono. Then the tape cut out because Nick Diamond recorded over the fight with an episode of JAG. |
The fifth fight from the Deathmatch Vault, taped in the 1970s. | |
| Nicky Jr.'s Birthday | Beck vs. Björk | Johann Sebastian Bach | Björk: Sliced in half by Johann Sebastian Bach's plow while complementing Bach.
Beck: Bach twists his neck and punches his head off. |
Each combatant had a groundbreaking instrument to use as a weapon. Beck chose a portable set of two turntables and a microphone, while Björk chose a keyboard with a miniature mixing board and a sound generator. |
| Tony Bennett vs. Willie Nelson | Tony Bennett: Disintegrated by a laser fired from Willie Nelson's third eye, which was revealed after Willie took off his bandanna. | None. | ||
| Anna Kournikova vs. Elizabeth Hurley | Teenage Boys in the "Pit of Puberty": Ripped apart by Anna Kournikova.
Elizabeth Hurley: Dragged through the 'Pit Of Puberty' grate by Anna Kournikova, her head was split open and her brain popped out. |
In the middle of the ring was the "Pit of Puberty", a pit filled with sex-starved adolescent boys. | ||
| Salute to Laughter II | Jenna Elfman vs. Kathy Griffin | John Patrick and Maggie Griffins (Kathy Griffin's Parents), Brooke Shields | Jenna Elfman: Upper section of her body is shredded by Kathy Griffin's "motor mouth." | Both contestants were forced to fight with socks in their mouths so they wouldn't talk. If they did, Mills Lane would taser them with a cattleprod. |
| Buster Keaton vs. Charlie Chaplin | Fatty Arbuckle | Charlie Chaplin: Flattened by a train. | The sixth fight from the Deathmatch Vault, filmed in 1928. | |
| Bill Murray vs. Chris Kattan | Chris Kattan: Smashed to pieces when Murray rolls him into a turnbuckle like a bowling ball. He later returns as a ghost but is beaten yet again when Murray captures him with his weaponry from the movie Ghostbusters. | The third "Actor's Showcase Showdown". Both contestants fought while interpreting characters from their movies and their Saturday Night Live sketches. | ||
| Mills' Memory Lane | Clip Show about Mills Lane. | |||
| Fandemonium IV | Special Survivor Episode | Jeff Probst (As a guest referee) | Sonia Christopher: Accidentally impaled by her ukulele upon landing in the ring.
Rudy Boesch: Decapitated by Colby Donaldson using a stick. Kelly Wiglesworth: Head eaten by Susan Hawk. Michael Skupin: Fell into a fire upon entering the ring Susan Hawk: Impaled on a little girl outside of the ring. Jerri Manthey: Stomach exploded after being fed uncooked rice and hot water by Keith Famie. Keith Famie: Decapitated by knives wielded by Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Her head gets caught in Tina Wesson's cleavage and she is then decapitated when she tries to pull away from Tina's breasts, leaving her head caught in the cleavage. Colby Donaldson: Tina Wesson crushed his head between her breasts. Colleen Haskell: Crushed when she is shoved inside Richard Hatch's butt. Richard Hatch: Crushed against the arena wall after Tina Wesson throws him out of the ring by his penis. Jeff Probst: Tina Wesson burnt his face off with a torch as revenge for leaving them deserted in the Outback. The rest of the "Survivor" cast was eaten by Richard Hatch, leaving Tina Wesson as the winner. |
The contestants were suspended from a rafter above the arena and would be voted into the ring by the audience. The ring was also decorated like the "Survivor" island and all contestants were allowed to bring in an item to use as a weapon. |
| Assamania I | LL Cool J vs. Queen Latifah | LL Cool J: Torn up by a spring. | None. | |
| Mandy Moore vs. Pink | Mandy Moore: Stabbed in the side of the head with her sharpened lollipop. Her brains are then blown through her ear and spilled on the floor. | None. | ||
| Ben Stein vs. Johnny Knoxville | Ben Stein: Beaten to death by the rabid donkey. | The fight is played out like a game show. | ||
| Rockstarmagedon | Jimi Hendrix vs. Lenny Kravitz | Lenny Kravitz: Forced to swallow Jimi Hendrix's vomit, which got stuck in his throat. Jimi Hendrix then pushed him into the ropes and clotheslined him, causing his throat to explode. | None. | |
| Bob Marley vs. Shaggy | Shaggy: Was impaled by a ring post by Marley continuously until his entire body was festered with holes. Bob Marley then used the ringpost as a blunt to smoke Shaggy's remains. | None. | ||
| Dave Matthews vs. Keith Richards | Cloned Keith Richards: Evaporated after seeing the clone of Keith Richards making the real Keith much stronger.
Dave Matthews: Heart exploded after his circulatory system was filled with Keith Richards' contaminated blood. |
Nick Diamond thought that Keith Richards was dead and thus he made Stone Cold bring him back to life. But, Keith wasn't dead, so a clone of Keith Richards was created. The cloned Keith Richards eventually evaporated, making the real one much stronger. | ||
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