Kingswood Country - Catchphrases

Catchphrases

The series has spawned some catchphrases such as:

• "Don't 'Dad' me boy/girl, I'm your father!"
• "Pickle me grandmother!"
• "Give a man a heart attack!"
• "Strike me Catholic!"
• "Money on the fridge!"
• "Somebody/someone should blow up!"
• "The Kingswood! You're not taking the Kingswood!..." e.g. "I've just ducoed the tyres" or "I've just glad-wrapped the aerial!" or "I've just polished the number-plate!"
• "When I was a boy... " Always responded to with "Yeah, yeah sure Ted/Dad."
• "Hate, hate, vomit!"
• "Bloody shambles, of course!"
• "Grumblebum!"
• "No, everyone says that. Its Bull-PITT"
• "Where's the bloody Kingswood?"
• "Attila the Nun"
• "Mick Midgets" (aka spotty little Damians, cut-off cardinals, bonzaied bishops)
• "Bloody woman!"
• "Blow 'em all up!"
• "Watch it mate!
• "No wonder the country's in a mess"
• "I win, you lose, and I'm the king of the castle"