Kerry Wendell Thornley - List of Pen Names and Titles

List of Pen Names and Titles

List of pen names and self-awarded titles provided by Kerry himself on the role of Pope of the Discordian Society in an affidavit to the California School Employees Association (CSEA), on a legal case concerning a member of the society that refused to join the CSEA alleging that the Discordian religion forbade him from doing so:

  • co-founder of the Discordian Society and the Legion of Dynamic Discord thereof and co-author of Principia Discordia
  • Grand Ballyhoo of Egypt of the Orthodox Discordian Society
  • Kerry Wendell Thornley, JFK Assassin
  • Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, President of the Fair-Play-for-Switzerland Committee
  • Reverend Doctor Jesse Sump, Ancient Abbreviated Calif. of California and Sinister Minister of the First Evangelical and Unrepentant Church of No Faith
  • Ho Chi Zen (the Fifth Dealy Lama)
  • Purple Sage, Pope
  • "I further declare that there is no truth whatsoever to the charge that Kerry Wendell Thornley is a ficiticious (sic) identity created by the Warren Commission for its own mysterious purposes (Vol. XI, pp. 80+, Commission Exhibits and Testimony)"
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