John Carlisle may refer to:
- John Carlisle (actor), British television actor
- John Carlisle (politician) (born 1942), British Conservative Party Member of Parliament and member of the Conservative Monday Club
- John Griffin Carlisle (1834–1910), U.S. Representative from Kentucky
- John Carlisle Kilgo, American Methodist bishop
Famous quotes containing the word john:
“Soldier: Hey colonel, I got me a prisoner. What should I do with him?
Col. John Marlowe: Spank him.”
—John Lee Mahin (19021984)