Joey Green - Books

Books

  • Hellbent on Insanity
  • The Unofficial Gilligan's Island Handbook
  • The Get Smart Handbook
  • The Partridge Family Album
  • Polish Your Furniture with Panty Hose
  • "Hi Bob!"
  • Selling Out: If Famous Authors Wrote Advertising
  • Paint Your House with Powdered Milk
  • Wash Your Hair with Whipped Cream
  • The Bubble Wrap Book
  • Joey Green's Encyclopedia of Offbeat Uses for Brand-Name Products
  • The Zen of Oz: Ten Spiritual Lessons from Over the Rainbow
  • The Warning Label Book
  • Monica Speaks
  • The Official Slinky Book
  • You Know You've Reached Middle Age If...
  • The Mad Scientist Handbook
  • Clean Your Clothes with Cheez Whiz
  • The Road to Success Is Paved with Failure
  • Clean It! FIx It! Eat It!
  • Joey Green's Magic Brands
  • The Mad Scientist Handbook 2
  • Senior Moments
  • Jesus and Moses: The Parallel Sayings
  • Joey Green's Amazing Kitchen Cures
  • Jesus and Muhammad: The Parallel Sayings
  • Joey Green's Gardening Magic
  • How They Met
  • Joey Green's Incredible Country Store
  • Potato Radio, Dizzy Dice
  • Joey Green's Supermarket Spa
  • Weird Christmas
  • Contrary to Popular Belief
  • Marx & Lennon: the Parallel Sayings
  • Joey Green's Rainy Day Magic
  • The Jolly President: Or Letters George W. Bush Never Read
  • Champagne and Caviar Again?
  • Joey Green's Mealtime Magic
  • The Bathroom Professor: Philosophy on the Go
  • Famous Failures
  • Lunacy: The Best of the Cornell Lunatic
  • Joey Green's Fix-It Magic
  • "Too Old for MySpace, Too Young for Medicare"
  • "You Know You Need a Vacation If . . . "
  • "Sarah Palin's Secret Diary"
  • "Joey Green's Cleaning Magic"
  • "Joey Green's Amazing Pet Cures"

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