List of Potential Purchases
The following is a list of things the protagonist would buy for his sweetheart if he had $1000000 (from the Gordon version):
- A house
- Furniture for the house (such as a chesterfield or an ottoman)
- A K car (such as a Plymouth Reliant)
- A tree fort in our yard
- A little tiny fridge to put in the tree fort, (containing pre-wrapped sausages in the Gordon version)
- A fur coat (with fake fur)
- An exotic pet (such as a llama or emu)
- The remains of John (Joseph) Merrick (the "Elephant Man")
- A limousine to drive to the store
- A lot more Kraft Dinner (and expensive ketchup - dijon ketchup - to go with it, in the Gordon version)
- A green dress (not a real one, though)
- Some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
- A monkey
- "Your love"
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