If I Had $1000000 - List of Potential Purchases

List of Potential Purchases

The following is a list of things the protagonist would buy for his sweetheart if he had $1000000 (from the Gordon version):

  • A house
  • Furniture for the house (such as a chesterfield or an ottoman)
  • A K car (such as a Plymouth Reliant)
  • A tree fort in our yard
  • A little tiny fridge to put in the tree fort, (containing pre-wrapped sausages in the Gordon version)
  • A fur coat (with fake fur)
  • An exotic pet (such as a llama or emu)
  • The remains of John (Joseph) Merrick (the "Elephant Man")
  • A limousine to drive to the store
  • A lot more Kraft Dinner (and expensive ketchup - dijon ketchup - to go with it, in the Gordon version)
  • A green dress (not a real one, though)
  • Some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
  • A monkey
  • "Your love"

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