Track Listing
| Side 1 | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| No. | Title | Writer(s) | Length | |
| 1. | "Thus Cacked Henrietta" (a/k/a Also Sprach Zarathustra) | arranged by Ray Stevens | 1:20 | |
| 2. | "Hugo (The Human Cannonball)" | Ray Stevens, C.W. Kalb, Jr., Carlene Kalb | 3:47 | |
| 3. | "Vacation Bible School" | C.W. Kalb, Jr., Carlene Kalb | 3:28 | |
| 4. | "Armchair Quarterback" | Bobby Russell | 3:30 | |
| 5. | "The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone, Part 1" | Glenn Sutton, Larry Cheshier | 3:44 | |
| 6. | "The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone, Part 2" | Glenn Sutton, Larry Cheshier | 4:25 |
| Side 2 | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| No. | Title | Writer(s) | Length | |
| 1. | "Kiss a Pig" | C.W. Kalb, Jr., Carlene Kalb | 3:05 | |
| 2. | "The Haircut Song" | Mike Neun, Ray Stevens, C.W. Kalb, Jr. | 6:11 | |
| 3. | "The Pirate Song (I Want to Sing and Dance)" | C.W. Kalb, Jr., Carlene Kalb | 4:43 | |
| 4. | "Punk Country Love" | Ray Stevens, C.W. Kalb, Jr., Carlene Kalb | 3:36 | |
| 5. | "Santa Claus Is Watching You" | Ray Stevens | 3:21 |
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